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Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.
Some people, when faced with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use #binary." Now they have 10 problems. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use #threads," and then two they hav erpoblesms. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use #multithreading". Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use mutexes." Now they have Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: "I know, I'll use caching." Now they have one problems. Some people see a problem and think "I know, I'll use #Java!" Now they have a ProblemFactory. Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems. Some people, wanting an escape from their full-time job, think "I know, I'll contribute to open source." Now they have two full-time jobs. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: "I know, I'll think outside the box!" Now, they have 3.75 problems, an entirely new framework, and three dozen toll house cookies cooling in the kitchen. Some people when confronted with a desire to use pithy quotes in their presentations think "I know, I'll use something from Star Wars". Now two problems they have. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use #UTF8." Now they à??????µ?ç°§ùÔ_¦Ñ?. "I'll use #PHP!" Now they have ("1 apple" + "1 orange") problems. "I'll use #Perl!" Now they have more than one way to have more than one problem.... Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use Shareware." Now they have two trials. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use delegations." Now their problem is a problem of their problem. Some people when confronted with a problem think "I know, I'll quote jwz". Now everyone has a problem. ---from http://nedbatchelder.com/blog/201204/two_problems.html |
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Ахахаха )
Некоторые – просто пушка )
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http://twoproblems.com/
Можно творчески по-изгаляться самостоятельно . Цитата:
"Некоторые, столкнувшись с проблемой, думают: "хз!". Теперь у них хз сколько проблем и хз только ли у них...". |
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Если Вам не хватает опыта в английском чтобы прочесть это – скорее всего Вам не будет понятен юмор
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Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use delegations." Now their problem is a problem of their problem.
вот это понр крайне ))))) Теперь их проблема это проблема их проблемы |
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