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Dear Friend,

This mail will definately come to you as a surprise, but not to worry as
i shall explain my person and the reason
for writing. I am Abba Sani Abacha, son of the former late head of state
of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, General Sani Abacha.

Presently, my family has been going through trying moments after the death
of our father on June 8th 1998 especially from this present government who
are bent on recoverying all sums of foriegn currency that my father had
abroad in foreign accounts. Due to this same issue, my mother has been banned
from travelling outside of Nigeria and my elder brother, Mohammed Abacha
is right now a political detainee and under house arrest.

After due consultations with my mother and members of my family, we decided
that I should lead the quest to get a foreign assistance to help in securing
these funds in foriegn accounts and others that my late father had
deposited in a security vault, amounting to $50.8m (Fifty million eight
hundred thousand United States Dollars), before this present government
gets wind of them and clamp down on the money. It is on the basis of this
that I am reaching out to you, and soliciting your candid support and assistance
to secure the funds.

In the event that I can trust you to render the family this support, we
shall arrange a meeting to discuss the issues involved in claiming the fund,
your reward, and the documents relating to the money in question and your
advice on investment opportunities.

Please let me state that we need a high level of security in the process
of this transaction, therefore, let us maintain it so that the information
concerning the security vault does not get into unwanted ears. Please for
the
purpose of this project, communications will be through my family's alternative
e-mail account at name@jippii.fi and when it warrants we shall talk
on my telephone number #########, which will be as we progress.

Thanking you in advance for your kind gesture to my family.

Best regards.
Abba Sani Abacha.
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Для непосвященных в тайну английского языка:
эта абба сани абача откуда то из нигерии и какая-то дочь мафии, а мне предложили стать соучастником в КОНФИДЕНЦИАЛЬНОМ (секретной то бишь) переводе денег через с моей помощью. че-куда-как не понял, понял что переводить собрались 50,8 миллионов долларов(!!!)