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Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.

Some people, when faced with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use #binary." Now they have 10 problems.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use #threads," and then two they hav erpoblesms.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use #multithreading". Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use mutexes." Now they have

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: "I know, I'll use caching." Now they have one problems.

Some people see a problem and think "I know, I'll use #Java!" Now they have a ProblemFactory.

Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.

Some people, wanting an escape from their full-time job, think "I know, I'll contribute to open source." Now they have two full-time jobs.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: "I know, I'll think outside the box!" Now, they have 3.75 problems, an entirely new framework, and three dozen toll house cookies cooling in the kitchen.

Some people when confronted with a desire to use pithy quotes in their presentations think "I know, I'll use something from Star Wars". Now two problems they have.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use #UTF8." Now they à??????µ?ç°§ùÔ_¦Ñ?.

"I'll use #PHP!" Now they have ("1 apple" + "1 orange") problems.

"I'll use #Perl!" Now they have more than one way to have more than one problem....

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use Shareware." Now they have two trials.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use delegations." Now their problem is a problem of their problem.

Some people when confronted with a problem think "I know, I'll quote jwz". Now everyone has a problem.

---from http://nedbatchelder.com/blog/201204/two_problems.html

Ахахаха )
Некоторые – просто пушка )

А перевод?

http://twoproblems.com/
Можно творчески по-изгаляться самостоятельно :).
Ну, одно фразой как-то так:
"Некоторые, столкнувшись с проблемой, думают: "хз!". Теперь у них хз сколько проблем и хз только ли у них...".

Судя по сайту, самый сок в этом топике собрали.

Если Вам не хватает опыта в английском чтобы прочесть это – скорее всего Вам не будет понятен юмор :(

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вот это понр крайне :))))))
Теперь их проблема это проблема их проблемы :)